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SCAM RE SHPE CARPARKS

Admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:59:09 GMT

Keep your eyes open for this one.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They ...

who's going to the moto gp next week

Admin — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:51:58 GMT

at donnington park..... hell yeah me and zac are gonna be there...... wohooooooo

psssssst!! in here!!

acey baby — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:58:21 GMT

well hello boys and babes its taken me a while to work out how the new forum works but now im getting the hang of it ...let the trouble commence all i need now is my partner in crime , i believe she is having comp issues!! nobody will get off it but then i can cause enough havoc on my own until everyone joins!!

its good to be back and im looking forward to having the laughs we used to and of course to help break in any new member that needs my assistance

chat to all soon mrs ace ...

Monico Gand Prix

Mr M — Sun, 25 May 2008 22:23:49 GMT

what a race!

Hamilton was awsom! what a driver.

Alsonso......... waht a wast LOL (luv ya really Ady) XX

a bike? :D..

azza — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:29:02 GMT

looking to get back into it.. not for racing properly.. just for meetings ect.. list me what you have.. a polini 911 or rr 4.2 would be ideal =D thanks azza.

D1? comments guys

azza — Wed, 14 May 2008 20:06:46 GMT

any1 seen 1 d1 around? i hear there only in america atm?.. replica of the dm..? if any1 could help, would it be worth ordering 1? post your comments.. =] azza

WHOS GONA BE THE KING?

Cadge — Tue, 20 May 2008 22:43:00 GMT

HELLO GAZZA !

I RECKON MR ITALIAN GEEZER WILL KICK THERE ASSES !!!!!!!

GUESS WHO ?

Cadge — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:55:35 GMT

You will all be off now like rats deserting a sinking ship!

A big HELLO to all the old NMM members who no me (And a small one to those that dont lol)

Im happy that ive found you all hidden away in this lonely place (12 members?) Whats going on?

Obviousley theres a lot of catching up to be done!

Any way Guys and Girls (Sorry Girls and Girls lol) ill catch up with you all later, Mark.

xxx

in house dolls head

Crash — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:04:26 GMT

hey all i will b the first

I AM THE DOLLS HEAD

I KNOW I AM STUUUPID AND A BIT DIM

BUT I CAN BE FUNNY SOMETIMES

TAKE LAST SATURDAY

i was at ady's house and for i laugh just thought i would grab some of Zac's highlighting kit... and just put a load of patches all over my bonce.... now i look like a right plonker but everyone was laughing though

round 3...n.p.s

acey baby — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:27:24 GMT

its round 3 this week of the nps (national pocketbike series) held at whilton this week... yes!! our home track so hopefully should be some good news for us.

good luck to those of you riding and we will be expecting bling no excuses!!

have fun and enjoy the weekend we will be staying over we dont normally as its our home track and not to far for us but we have just invested in some accomadation and we are looking forward to trying it out..

see you all there

where is everyone

jolima71 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:35:08 GMT

just went to nmm and it is officially closed so where is everybody?? was expecting to see a few posts here

some fact's, ladies please read

Admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:23:55 GMT

Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You�re a big girl. If it�s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don�t hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Don�t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short ...

ADMIN TAKE NOTE !

Cadge — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:06:49 GMT

HOW DO YOU SPELL PLENTY?

Moto GP or F1

Crash — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:54:59 GMT

this will confuse all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjou0zRJZBE

make your mind boggle

ps i thought i would beat admin to the jump

OMFG! HOW FAST!!

Mr M — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:21:03 GMT

as in the tital!!!

iv been plagued with a non functioning pusher prop jet plane for the last few weeks, first off with a ducted fan F20 Tiger shark (that had a very dramatic end) and now an F16 pusher!

well this morning saw the F16 finaly get airborn in the good way, and........ HOLY SHIT!!!!!

this thing is so fast!!!!!!!

without exaduration...... at full throtel, if you blink you will miss it!

woman on death row

Admin — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:50:59 GMT

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim�"

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, ...

whilton 2nite...

maniacmatt — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:14:29 GMT

anyone going to whilton mill 2nite ( monday 14th april ) �20, 5 till 9

let me know if you are coming!

cheers,

Matt

the doctors

Admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:30:57 GMT

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

There's something wrong with my dlck," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ...

three woman

Admin — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:27:42 GMT

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather S&M style bodice, stiletto's and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.

he saw me and said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we ...

Well Howdy

PureBluez — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:12:47 GMT

Hello peeps thought i`d pop in a say hi..this all looks a bit different to the last site boys and girls..lets hope this is as bigger success as the original site was...

Not Good for a nmm member

Crash — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:10:02 GMT

well howdy folks

thought i would get a little covo going i've been with my partner for the best partof three years

we have a beautifull baby girl but..... this is where it gets a bit messed up

i was a bit of a tit .... chatting to an old friend getting a bit carried away with her ...... nothing happened ...get things straight .... but left messages on my phone

un beknown to me the missus went through my mobile and found the messages

so for about a month i have been ...

this is for ady and co

Crash — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:48:01 GMT

just for ady it's

polo bo !!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9beQh1yH5uU

a little while ago

Crash — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:12:58 GMT

well i thought we would get my baby into riding.... lone behold ady had just the bike

a grc laser fits perfect

polini 90 degree airfilter

Harvey — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:52:46 GMT

as in title any1 got one kicking around they would like to sell??

only really need the 90 degree bend, but anything considered.

cheers harvey

strange looking links

Admin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:43:40 GMT

you may see on the forum the link's sometimes look like this...

Code:www.blahblahblahblah.com

this is nothing new, simply copy and paste the text from the box into another tab/internet browser...

it saves bandwith rather than having a clickable link

to do it type [ c o d e ] at the beginning of the link followed by [ / c o d e ] at the end without spaces, this create's the code box for the link.

if you see an img on the internet that would want to put on the forum... ...

one for our JO + others, wallpaper packs

Admin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:05:51 GMT

thought you would like these chicken

fairy's

Code:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/4buxiz

heli fight

Mr M — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:44:27 GMT

Me Flying My Twister Storm

SHOUTBOX ADDED

Admin — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:05:20 GMT

if you abuse it you loose it

WELCOME...please read

Admin — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:40:27 GMT

WELCOME, WELL DONE IF YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR WAY HERE..!!

this forum has only been created as the nmm's server is due for renewal and we thought this would be the better option...please use some common sense and try to keep the place clean and tidy, i do have a few rules that i will not bend for anyone

1 DO NOT POST PORN OF ANY TYPE, IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE BANNED, IF ITS ILLEGAL THEN YOU WILL BE REPORTED TO THE AUTHOTITY'S.!

2 DO NOT SWEAR, WE ALL DO IT SOMETIMES BUT THERE IS NO REAL ...