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|  Subject: woman on death row  Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:50 am | |
| Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…" And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!" |
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Mr M
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| | Subject: Re: woman on death row Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:16 am | |
| HOW OLD IS THAT!!!!!!!!!! still funny though 
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| | Subject: Re: woman on death row Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:41 pm | |
| | i had to look at slotts to see what colour hair she had this week |
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Mr M
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| | Subject: Re: woman on death row Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:18 pm | |
| Is it still fire red!?
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